How to Care for Your Pet Ghost
One day, the ghost showed up.
I didn’t know where he came from. Perhaps he followed me home from the cinema?
He wore a shapeless white smock. When we got home, he took the smock off. If you’ve never seen underneath a ghost’s smock before, it can be quite disconcerting.
He had six eyes, arranged in two columns on either side of his face. He had a thousand arms…